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Howdy, friends!  

The Texanist hopes this missive finds you well. And really, why wouldn’t you be? Spring—the most wonderful season of them all here in Texas, as we learned in the last edition of this communiqué—has arrived; and despite everything, moods are fairly light, just as the Texanist predicted.  

With just such lightness in mind, the Texanist would like to take a moment to step out of the spotlight he’s allowed to shine on himself each month via this newsletter and instead turn the light on a few of his magazine colleagues who have done their parts to contribute to the airy vibe by producing some slightly less serious-minded and super enjoyable journalism of late. 

It is, as you know, rodeo season (also a great time of year in Texas) and if you haven’t yet had the pleasure of reading Lauren Castro’s touchingly funny sheep-riding lament, the Texanist would urge you to do so. The title of the piece is “How Mutton Bustin’ Ruined My Childhood,” and that is likely all the enticement you’ll need. For the magazine’s Texas Firsts series, rodeo greenhorn Jack Sullivan (New Yorker by birth, Texan by choice) chronicled his first-ever trip to a dusty cowboy (and cowgirl) exposition. Please enjoy “We Sent a New Yorker to Houston Rodeo. It Got Wild.” 

Lastly, the Texanist’s intrepid associate Sasha von Oldershausen wrote an excellent story about a mysterious medical anomaly with which she has been plagued her entire life. The inability to burp sounds funny; retrograde cricopharyngeus dysfunction sounds much less funny. And, really, it isn’t funny at all. The condition can actually be quite painful. So this one isn’t light in the same sense as the two aforementioned light ones, but Sasha was able to bring a certain lightness to the subject in her handling of it. The Texanist won’t ruin it for you, but there may be some satisfying resolution by the story’s end. Do yourself a favor and read “I Can’t Burp: A Gassy Medical Mystery.”  

The Texanist is lucky beyond words to get to work with a whole crowd of talented colleagues, and these are just three among many. But you already knew that. Thanks, by the way, for your loyal readership. And thanks, too, for indulging the Texanist. 

Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming. 

David Courtney

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THE TEXANIST RECOMMENDS

 

With the bluebonnets in bloom and peak wildflower season upon us, why not celebrate spring’s annual burst of color by stopping by one of the numerous bluebonnet festivals going on around the state? The one in tiny Natalia took place last weekend, but there are upcoming good ones in Fredericksburg on April 4; Chappell Hill from April 11–12; Burnet from April 10–12; and Ennis from April 17–19. 

San Jacinto Day celebrations and commemorations abound around April 21, but the granddaddy of them all—right where the doings went down—takes place on the Saturday before the auspicious date. The San Jacinto Museum and Battlefield’s event will feature reenactments, living history activities (haversack packing, anyone?), eye-opening lectures, and a market with food vendors.  

 

THE TEXANIST'S LITTLE-KNOWN FACT OF THE MONTH

 

In the heart of London, not far from the famed St. James’s Palace, one can find a plaque commemorating the former site of the Republic of Texas’s Legation, which, between 1842 and 1845, lobbied for international support for Texas’s borders with Mexico and the United States. The diplomatic mission’s next-door neighbor and landlord at the time was the wine-and-spirits merchant Berry Bros. & Rudd. Remarkably, one can walk into the same Berry Bros. & Rudd lo these 181 years later, purchase the libation of one’s choice (perhaps even a rare Texas Legation bourbon whiskey), and raise a glass to the Republic of Texas.  

Do you have a question for the Texanist? He’s always available here. Remember, there’s no question so dumb as to offend the Texanist. Also, remember to tell him where you’re from.

 

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